age: 26 (Apr 20, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Mercenary

gets me hot: Intelligent women and their eyeglasses

stats: Skinny bitch

makes me sad: Time, Entropy, Inevitability

crush: My motorbike, Eleanor. And Oubliette.

i lost my virginity: Once.

fantasy: To disassemble my body into a coherent, intelligent cloud of particles and surf the universe on waves of cosmic energy

heroes: Nikola Tesla. Who wouldn't respect a guy who's smart enough to invent things which people immediately need, and weird enough that they're regardless still terrified of him? Mad scientist will eat your newborn babies, it's true! Run! RUN!

most humbling moment: Every one that isn't otherwise, and of those there are a lot.

makes me happy: Food - Natural beauty - Freedom - A good story with character development - Karaoke, or sitting at stop lights with my windows down singing along with the old Rockapella Folger's Coffee commercial blasting on my sweet Mazda OEM system and catching furtive glances from the people next to me - Proper spelling and grammar

body mods: Spectacles