What's new on the agenda?

I've got a headache that keeps insisting on coming back. That rascal! I chased it around with Ibuprofen but it likes to hide. I keep getting weird ass dreams too. Everything from a Subway commercial that morphed into a Sopranos episode to one I had last night where this lady was learning to make subtle head motions while on camera to indicate when to switch to camera 1 or camera 2. Then this morning i kept dreaming I was getting phone calls.

Does anyone here ever have that weird sleep paralysis? It's freaky. You wake up, but you temporarily can't make your body wake up with you. Does that make sense? It's kind of like your brain and your body aren't quite communicating. I woke up this morning and I knew I was thirsty and wanted some cold water but I couldn't make my eyes open or my body get up until I really concentrated hard. I've actually heard about that and it's a relief that it's not really an uncommon or dangerous thing, just inconvenient.

I've been easing back into recording again and actually doing some work with my brother and his best friend Marty on some tracks. I've also taken to playing an acoustic and singing obnoxious songs about condoms, New York taxi cab rides at night, the jungle, and other various topics. I had a whole song I dedicated to my brother's friend who I keep insisting stole my LCD Soundsystem CD but secretly know didn't. It's an ongoing joke that I like to think is pretty funny but seems funny mostly to me. I seem to make myself laugh more than others but that's ok. I've been getting back into pratfalls and convincing people I've fallen and hurt myself. I'm pretty good at it. I'm probably asking for it though. I did this thing at my parents' house where I ran and slid across the wooden floor and almost hit the wall. Better than falling down and hitting your head on a tree I guess. Who put that tree there anyway? It makes me suspect that tree had it in for me from the get-go.

Such is life. Vindictive...

What's new on the agenda?

I've got a headache that keeps insisting on coming back. That rascal! I chased it around with Ibuprofen but it likes to hide. I keep getting weird ass dreams too. Everything from a Subway commercial that morphed into a Sopranos episode to one I had last night where this lady was learning to make subtle head motions while on camera to indicate when to switch to camera 1 or camera 2. Then this morning i kept dreaming I was getting phone calls.

Does anyone here ever have that weird sleep paralysis? It's freaky. You wake up, but you temporarily can't make your body wake up with you. Does that make sense? It's kind of like your brain and your body aren't quite communicating. I woke up this morning and I knew I was thirsty and wanted some cold water but I couldn't make my eyes open or my body get up until I really concentrated hard. I've actually heard about that and it's a relief that it's not really an uncommon or dangerous thing, just inconvenient.

I've been easing back into recording again and actually doing some work with my brother and his best friend Marty on some tracks. I've also taken to playing an acoustic and singing obnoxious songs about condoms, New York taxi cab rides at night, the jungle, and other various topics. I had a whole song I dedicated to my brother's friend who I keep insisting stole my LCD Soundsystem CD but secretly know didn't. It's an ongoing joke that I like to think is pretty funny but seems funny mostly to me. I seem to make myself laugh more than others but that's ok. I've been getting back into pratfalls and convincing people I've fallen and hurt myself. I'm pretty good at it. I'm probably asking for it though. I did this thing at my parents' house where I ran and slid across the wooden floor and almost hit the wall. Better than falling down and hitting your head on a tree I guess. Who put that tree there anyway? It makes me suspect that tree had it in for me from the get-go.

Such is life. Vindictive trees, pratfalls, improvisational novelty tunes from a power chord playing amateur, headaches, and so forth.