MEMBER SINCE: April 2007

occupation: Simpleton.

makes me happy: Heading down to Jolly Pirates doughnuts to take a two hour shit for all I care.

crush: Pin-up model, Angela Ryan.

heroes: Satan.

body mods: Sportin' an anti-swastika tattoo, the baphomet in a pentagram, and a bit of typeface.

i lost my virginity: Therefor, I am no longer a virgin.

fantasy: Final.

makes me sad: A porcupines balls.

into: Nerding the fuck out.

sign: Yield.

gets me hot: Phoenix, in the summer