I should post on here more often!!! No one knows me so I can say what I want. Although I guess most of the people on here reading this wouldn't largely give a shit one way or the other.
I'm going through a world of pain at work I've got to get my shit together and crack on making some change. Time to stop fiddling...
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I'm going through a world of pain at work I've got to get my shit together and crack on making some change. Time to stop fiddling...
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This week on the other hand has been cool, although not having Louise around it's been a bit full on? Still got a few...
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Sent: 31 July 2009 10:37
To: XXXXXXXXX
Subject: Significant Health and Safety at Finsubry Square office
Importance: Low
All,
It has come to my attention that there has been a serious breach of Health and Safety in the office. There is an apparent risk to personal health this may include but is not limited to
Headache, Nausea, Retinal Colour Fringing, Slight splitting of sides, temporary blindness, oxygen deficiency and in extreme cases possible soiling of under garments.
Additionally as part of environmental protection policy and to contain the significant risk in the building we will need to pull down all the blinds to avoid exposure to animals (birds mainly) and people in the surrounding Finsbury Square area.
We will for those people in the very immediate area around the hazard zone, be providing safety equipment these will include Anti Flash balaclavas, Welding Goggles and Sun Cream.
I can only apologise on behalf of the company for significant and imminent danger we have subjected our staff to. Clearly we will work to ensure that all necessary measures to prevent any re-occurrence of this near environmental disaster are implemented. This will include the deployment of posters in the reception areas of all our buildings with specific description of the hazard thus ensuring it does not gain entry again.
I will of course be asking Bonny where he acquired his shirt, so we can recover damages from the retailer concerned and then burn it down to avoid any other risks to human life.
NIBLICK | Director Customer Operations | Some OZ company
I have no idea why I send these.