into: Live Music, Nightlife, Getting My Ass Beat At My Gym, Long Walks on a Short Pier

not into: Concietedness. Is that even a word? You get the picture.

makes me happy: The 5 Items I Can't Live Without

makes me sad: Living Without Them

5 things i can't live without: Music, Punching Bag, Sex, Alcohol, More Sex.

vices: Miami Vices

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Bored

current crush: You, pooter patch!

stats: 6'1" 225

body mods: One Tat. More when I get a bankroll. Had 4 piercings but had to take them out. Will get them back soon.

heroes: The Man Who Invented Drunk. What a Fuckin Genious.

favorite position: anything where there is a chance to get caught, and railing from behind

fantasy: Elevators, Dressing Rooms, Hot Tubs and Pools at Parties, Plane, Quiet Booth In a Restaurant, etc.

sign: Caution, Bridge May Ice Before Road

most humbling moment: Afghanistan

i lost my virginity: Very drunk at a party in the back seat of my jeep. Fuckin Romantic with a capital, not so much.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting