age: 24 (Sep 23, 1988)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2011
occupation: Hazardous
i lost my virginity: Like everyone else.
crush: Misty Mundae
gets me hot: Whatever it is, it surprises even me sometimes.
body mods: Regrettable.
fantasy: Corrupting a beautiful, 17 year old girl with sex and drugs. But that's illegal...
stats: What?
heroes: Mostly just fictional characters.
sign: The Scales. AKA, The Walking Contradiction.
most humbling moment: Realizing how many people know about it.
BLOGS
Crazy week last week. I have to say, the peak was when the I took this girl to a party.
We've been friends about a month, and I she was still in the probationary period of being my friend, though she doesn't know that. I've been burned many, many times, so I'm trying to be more cautious.
So I take her to this party, she's having a great time, getting along and whatnot. She drinks only a few beers. Hours later, I'm ready to go somewhere else, so I get her and my friend of 6 years in the car. The minute they're in there, the two of them start arguing and yelling, I don't even know what it's about since they're just yelling over each other.
I tell the both of them to shut up, I'll drive them both to SEPARATE houses and go the fuck home since they're both being assholes. She says something about being the "unfamiliar factor" and...
Jumps the fuck out of my car. While it's moving. I'm doing at least 30, and it's on a main street... No warning.
Needless to say, I will not be calling her again.
And I did not go looking for her stupid ass. I saw her get up and walk away, that was all I needed.
OH, and it made the news! They found her a few streets away, and took her to the hospital apparently. The anchor lady said: "It was unclear whether she was pushed, fell out, or jumped."
I may be a wanted woman soon, if she says we pushed her. LOLOLOLOL
We've been friends about a month, and I she was still in the probationary period of being my friend, though she doesn't know that. I've been burned many, many times, so I'm trying to be more cautious.
So I take her to this party, she's having a great time, getting along and whatnot. She drinks only a few beers. Hours later, I'm ready to go somewhere else, so I get her and my friend of 6 years in the car. The minute they're in there, the two of them start arguing and yelling, I don't even know what it's about since they're just yelling over each other.
I tell the both of them to shut up, I'll drive them both to SEPARATE houses and go the fuck home since they're both being assholes. She says something about being the "unfamiliar factor" and...
Jumps the fuck out of my car. While it's moving. I'm doing at least 30, and it's on a main street... No warning.
Needless to say, I will not be calling her again.
And I did not go looking for her stupid ass. I saw her get up and walk away, that was all I needed.
OH, and it made the news! They found her a few streets away, and took her to the hospital apparently. The anchor lady said: "It was unclear whether she was pushed, fell out, or jumped."
I may be a wanted woman soon, if she says we pushed her. LOLOLOLOL
DECEMBER 2012
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
Alecks