age: 29 (Oct 25, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: Absudism

body mods: One day when my love of body art finally over comes my irrational fear of needles.

makes me happy: "Ding" What is sunshine on my shoulder Alex.....

makes me sad: Frankie goes to hollywood

sign: Reduce Speed, Now ask me if I do...

fantasy: Producing 10 consecutive female orgasims.... I will not give up till I get there! It's for Science!

into: Do.... Do, Do... dodo, dodo, dodo, dooo-do, dodo, dodo, dodo, dooo-do, dodo, dodo, dodo, doooo-do DO! Girls! dodo, dodo, dooo-do.... and so on.....

stats: Start with a pacaderm, add two parts teddy bear, one part rabid baboon(no red ass I promise), 36oz of a secret mixture of liquer, stimulents, and cranberry juice(for color) called chemical X. Then bring to a boil then add somemore Vino

gets me hot: SG