age: (Dec 25, 2000)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Something quite boring and inconsequential

i lost my virginity: Way too young.. you see.. i was a choir boy.. and....

gets me hot: Hot chicks with hot bodies

stats: (insert witty answer)

heroes: I don't have heroes i'm so cool and edgy i'm my own hero

body mods: eyes fucked up from staring at this screen too much

into: I'm into really edgy and cool shit, or maybe i'll insert something vacuous to show off my quirky side.

most humbling moment: something really profound that shows my sensitive, vulnerable side

fantasy: I'm in a library. and the librarian comes over to me and takes her clothes off and she's so fucking hot and we start fucking on the floor then a japanese exchange student with knee high socks sees us and joins in. then a police woman who is walking by sees us and joins in two. then big foot comes out of nowhere and starts fucking the japanese chick and davif bowie starts singing and some leprechaun comes up to me and gives me a pot of gold

makes me sad: LIFE.. life is so sad... oh i'm so depressed.. Woe is me.. no one understands me.. I wish people would just realise how awesome i was

sign: Taurus on the cusp of pluto with the moon in ovaltine