About Me

Nemius is a captivated, intoxicatied individual. Around Nemius, gnats suddenly appear, and choruses of angels hack plegm into Nemius's boney face. Sadly, unless Nemius learns to type, this is all you'll ever know about Nemius.

age: 47 (Sep 03, 1964)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: Corporate Bastard

crush: My wife.

i lost my virginity: if found please return for reward.

most humbling moment: Having my father die while giving him CPR. His last, and greatest lesson to me.

fantasy: I have a hard enough time with reality - who needs fantasy?