"few have ever met this one that lived to tell about her.. thats all i can say .. "

"Nefaria is about the sweetest, toughest, most compassionate, beautiful, wild, fun, and encouraging people I've ever known and it's a privilege to be able to call her a friend. All the love in the world!

P.S. Marry me!"

"She's my hot black friend!"

"Few people bring a smile to my face like Nefaria."

"quite possibly the raddest lady on the planet. sitting next to her at dinner once was the best time ever.

i'd drink your martini anytime. "

"When Nefaria was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Nefaria."

"if you think this bitch is fantastic on here, you have no idea. She's even more amazing, sexy, hilarious and sweet in person. No joke!! She's impossible not to love. ♥"

"Remember that time we were walking down the street and you tripped and fell over nothing?

No?

Good, because I don't either. I totally made that up. Just looking for a lame excuse to leave one of these things. "

"I will gladly smell like a giant caramel apple to be in her presence."

"shes the cool that your dreams dreams want to be when they grow up!"

"Don't have to wait any longer! Met the bitch and she rocks! How fucking coolis she? Cooler than you! Coller than Ollie and Sifl, cooler than mutha fuckig Oooklah and Thundarr! That's how cool. Now, suck it, bitches!"

"Amazingly funny girl. I love talking to her on the phone because I am equal parts disturbed and killed by her comedy. Cannot wait to throw nickels at emo kids with her. "

"

shes the cheese

and im the macaroni"