age: 98 (Jul 08, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: patron saint of darkness--- diversified specialist

makes me sad: when people keep talking and im trying to say something...

fantasy: i've pretty much fulfilled them all...........

stats: mother fucker....

heroes: my son

most humbling moment: fuck humility child birth

makes me happy: sparkly shit, sharp shit, hot shit (the beautiful people type -not the stinky fresh stuff) short shit (my son), plant shit (of the horticultural/botany sort), artistic shit and so on...................

sign: yield

i lost my virginity: i'm pretty sure its in the junk drawer--- with the broken unicorn my gramma gave me

gets me hot: naughty naughty things.... as well as- kisses on my inner wrist, inner elbow or inner thigh.... kisses on my neck...bitting(hard and soft)- going down!!!! finger petal juice!!!! sweat.... hands around my neck....

crush: trust.... sanity...