"thank you for introducing me to my drunk kitchen "

"Necia has excellent boobs. I recommend that she dress them in see through clothing more often.

I could spit out all sorts of adjectives describing how truly awesome this woman is but it wouldn't do her enough justice. Plus she has beautiful hips, and who doesn't love a lovely pair of hips?"

"I <3 her bewbs."

"I love you, baby.

Now, go make me a drink. Chop chop."

"winner of "best profile pic & halloween costume" award for 2008"

"one of the most amazing ladies ever."

"One of the sweetest, most beautiful girls ever? You betcha!"

"Come home to me, baby."

"i want to hug and smootch her and all kinds of lesbian shit that isnt vaginaish"

"You are so cute! Come back soon, ok?"

"Necia? Definitely rocktastic hotness! Subrosa (great user name, by the way) won the friggin' lottery!"

"I couldn't be happier to know her. It's unpossible. F'reals.
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"Back in the day, she got me into Mitch Hedberg. 'Nuff fuckin' said."