About Me

"And you can write that down, too. Write my name under it, and add a dash. That's all I want: to be dashed." - Mitch Hedberg

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PLEASE NOTE: I DO NOT ACCEPT RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS. It's not hard to interact with me--anywhere at all on the site; I'm not picky--before requesting my friendship, and if you're unable to do so, then we're unable to be friends. Ignoring this warning will result in me placing you on ignore. For serious. I just did this to someone, just now. Really. (UPDATE: still really.)