"For some reason he wants to set fire to me, which is slightly scary. But he does make a good nurse maid for the ill and needy, oh which i have been both. Wicked sense of humour, Brilliant mate! Not so good with squirrels tho.... "

"My darling Craig. Intelligent, creative and patient. Firm on the outside but squishy on the inside, the force of his high fives are dealt with hands that eventually (through a variety of innards) lead to a soft and caring heart. A (fucking) pleasure to know."

"Saved my life at least once already in 2008, and for that I will be forever in his debt.

Here's to the next time! "

"Anyone who can stand and drink toe-to-toe with me for 12 straight hours is a legend in my book
A man of justice."

"Jazzzzzz hands!!!!
Comedy timing genius."

"amazing fun guy! always laughing, and awesome at head banging! A real pleasure to meet you!"

"I love your chest penis. Its so...well "

"He's very entertaining and has excellent facial hair."

"He's the owner of one mighty fine chest penis and a wicked sense of humour. It was a pleasure to meet him for the first time "