age: 37 (Dec 17, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2007

occupation: IT geek

i lost my virginity: In Germany. And they won't give it back.

sign: Humps for 500 yards

most humbling moment: If you get to know me really well I might share this with you.

stats: 6ft, shaved head, mighty beard, green eyes, large build.

crush: My wife Pinklet, Eva Green, Felicia Day, Eva Spence, Jennifer Connolly, Amy Acker and Dallas Green.

makes me sad: Animal cruelty, the abuse of innocents, having to work for a living, not having enough time to do what I want.

gets me hot: Intelligence, Sense of humour (dry please,), Potty mouths, trading insults, Tattoos, Piercings, a love of metal & comedy.

heroes: Richard Dawkins, Spiderman, George Carlin, Bill Hicks

body mods: Pierced ears, (2 left one right, front ones now 8mm and going up...) nose, tongue, nipples and lip. 7 tattoos

fantasy: Having enough money to never have to work another day in my life. And boobs. Lots of boobs.