"Thank god for fellow booger eaters lol

*takes another shot of whiskey sour and falls on the floor*"

"I think she is fricken awesome, I mean awesome in that finding one hundred dollars in your pocket while simultaneously falling into a vat of your favorite drink accidentally discovering a secret land full of beautiful naked women sex addicts sort of way.

Seriously I love her she kicks ass and it sucks I don't get the pleasure of her company all to often because she is definitely a person I would like to spend more time with."

"Myrtle..is a marvellous girl....a perfect sg a fascinating girl a crazy girl ....i love this girl she is fantastic...have afabulous body a deep marvellous eyes and a special soul.....kisses my sweety friend "

""Sweet", "Cute as a Button", "Smart", "funny" and "naughty" have all be used to describe miss myrtle below this testimonial. And they're all correct. A great person in general and so much fun. She brightens your day with her comments and blog entries. And if she hasn't been online to type things out all day, then just go in her photo albums and see if you can spot a boobie or two. It'll keep you busy till she gets back.

You're a doll Myrtle. And a good sport too!"

"Myrtle makes me feel better about myself. Every time I look at her, I grow by about 4 inches."

"she makes me smile in that 12 year-old-crush kinda way. myrtle is a facinating woman"

"One of the sweetest woomen I know. Myrtle is full of life and has a compelling way of writing about it."

"Myrtle is a fun little girl. Cute as a button with crazy fluffy soft hair to match, she's great to hang out with (when you can catch her). She's also smarter than she'll let you know. Watch out though, because when she's not sleeping she's a compulsive liar and she'll rob you blind (I kid, I kid)..."

"Myrtle is a top top girl.

On the one hand she is polite and lovely, leaving thoughtful comments. On the other she is funny and naughty. She looks innocent, but if you catch her eyes you see something more. She makes cloths and is a decent writer. She doesn`t complain much, seeing the humour in things that others may end up ranting on. In short, you`d do well to befriend this woman.

Love you mate "

"yay, testemonial! sweet girl, great pics <33 "