Member: MuffDiver

MuffDiver likes Faith Hill / Hannah Ford / Adele.

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Personal

bands:

  1. Mylene Farmer
  2. La Roux / Alanis Morisette
  3. Norah Jones / Steve Turre
  4. Brian Culbertson / Chris Botti
  5. Johannes Linstead / Coldplay
  6. Faith Hill / Hannah Ford / Adele
  7. Carol Welsman / Johnny Budz

films:

  1. SUICIDEGIRLS: Guide To Living
  2. Unknown / Taken (1 & 2)
  3. Star Trek / Avatar
  4. The Break-Up
  5. Sex And The City (1 & 2)
  6. It's Complicated / In Her Shoes
  7. Ocean's (11 & 13)
  8. The Bourne Ultimatum
  9. Silver / City Of Angels
  10. Kung Fu Panda / Super Size Me

books:

  1. Frostbite by Richelle Mead (Vampire U)
  2. Commanders: History's Greatest Leaders
  3. The Technology & Humor Of Sex
  4. The Cradle Of Female Sexuality
  5. Oral Techniques In Female Genital Excitation

tv shows:

  1. Big Brother / Survivor / The Chew
  2. Secret Diary of a Call Girl
  3. Dancing with the Stars / The Taste
  4. Real Time with Bill Maher
  5. Jeopardy / The Bachelor
  6. The Good Wife / Breaking Bad
  7. CSI / Nurse Jackie / Biography
  8. Cake Boss / The Daily Show
  9. Paranormal Files / Girls Next Door
  10. In Treatment / Millionaire Match

Artists:

  1. Mylene Farmer / Sophie Anderson
  2. Britney Spears / Amorsolo
  3. Christina Aguilera / Peter Mintz
  4. Shakira / Eija-Liisa Ahtila
  5. Emmanuelle Antille / Claude Monet
 

into: HOT WET EROTIC CUNNILINGUS!!!!!; WOMEN; SUICIDEGIRLS: RAMBO; EPIIC; ISSUE; NAMASTE; MAXI; RIGEL; DEBRAJEAN; RADEO; JUSTITIA; KUROSUNE; FRACTAL; BRANDIE; KAHOSS; KIEFER; COMPOSING; PLAYING THE PIANO; DRUMMING; ENTERTAINING; MMA; MARTIAL ARTS/KARATE; MUSIC; ART

not into: SELFISH PEOPLE SPREADING EVIL KARMA; MANIPULATION; PEOPLE WHO ARE PHRONEMOPHOBIC; AND HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDA- LIOPHOBIC; AND GNOSIOPHOBIC; HYPOCRITES; HATEMONGERS; PEOPLE WHO MAKE FALSE ACCUSATIONS

makes me happy: HOURS OF EROTIC; HOT WET; INTOXICATING CUNNILINGUS!!!; WOMEN!!!; SUICIDEGIRLS: EPIIC; XIOLITA, MAXI; ISSUE; KUROSUNE; SASH; JUSTITIA; CRYSTAL; EXPO; BUELLHER; ATLAS; MUFFIN; BRANDIE COMPOSING; MUSIC; ART; KARATE;

makes me sad: SELFISH PEOPLE SPREADING EVIL KARMA; MANIPULATORS; CONTROL- FREAKS; NARCISSIST; PATHOLOGIC HATERS

hobbies: EROTIC CUNNILINGUS!!!!! WOMEN!!! COMPOSING; PHOTOGRAPHY; MUSIC

5 things i can't live without: CUNNILINGUS!!!!! MUFF DIVING!!!!! GOOD CONVERSATIONS!!!!! COOKING!!!!! COMPOSING WATERSPORTS!!!!! MUSIC!!!; GREAT MOVIES!!!!!

vices: MUSIC!!!!!; COMPOSING !!!!!; HOURS OF HOT CUNNILINGUS!!!!! ENTERTAINING; WOMEN; WOMEN;

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: IN HOT WET CUNNILINGUS WITH SEVEN OF THE WORLD'S MOST EROTIC & STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS GODDESSES!!! WRITING; SEXUAL RESEARCH; CONVERSING WITH FRIENDS & FAMILY; MUSIC;

 

occupation: ENTREPRENEUR; PROFESSIONAL PERFORMER: PIANIST, DRUMMER!!! CUNNILINGUS EDUCATOR & ADVOCATE

current crush: SUICIDEGIRLS!!! RAMBO! SASH! BUELLHER! KIEFER! DEBRAJEAN! RADEO! MILKY! EPIIC! NAMASTE! TWIITCH! EXPO! MAXI! ATLAS! KUROSUNE! KOHANA! CRYSTAL! GERMANY! JUSTITIA! XIOLITA! RIGELI! REUBEN! KIRIN! MYSTERON! HYATT! FRACTAL! LACHICABONITA! MUFFIN! MISSY! ZOLI

stats: 6' 6"; CUNNILINGUS!!!!!

heroes: SUICIDEGIRLS; MISSY; ISSUE; ATLAS: MAXI; NAMASTE; RAMBO; FRACTAL; RIGEL; RADEO; BAMBU; KIEFER

gets me hot: EROTIC HOT WET CUNNILINGUS!!!!!!!!!!

favorite position: HOT WET EROTIC CUNNILINGUS; WOMAN ON TOP RHYTHMICALLY FACESITTING!!!!!

fantasy: 24/7 Cunnilingus!!!!! Buellher!!! Mylene!!! Maxi!!! Casshas!!! Reuben!!! Expo!!! Bazuka!!! Milky!!! Sash!!! Crystal!!! Issue!!! Kirin!!! Namaste!!! Epiic!!! Xiolita!!!

sign: CUNNILINGUS!!!!!

most humbling moment: 11 September 2001, New York City

i lost my virginity: VERY, VERY EARLY!!!!! PREADOLESCENCES!!!!!

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Electronica snob, HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Goth, Burner, Fashionista, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Piercing, Dirty, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Drum & Bass, Geek, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories