"I'm madly in love with him."

"i think he'll hate me for this, but he's a great guy. i think he makes it a point to try to be an asshole, but it doesn't really work out. he's funny and a total drunk at the same time. in my book, that's all you really need to be."

"This dude is awesome.

Psych!"

"May just be the coolest fucker I know"

"I accidentally killed his dog, and he forgave me.

Mind you, I only have two limbs now."

"Mistah Stitch and I have a bond that is difficult to describe...

Take a love of pussy, add a little red hair... and stir in some fuckwittedness...

And you get the magical STITCHRAMH beast."

"One time, his beard tricked me into having sex with it. I love MrStitches, but his beard is a frat boy."

"i can't believe i've never left you a testimonial.

i remember when you were steppenwolf. not the band, but the guy who was one of my friend friends on sg. and, who also had some other guy with the same name always popping up in the chatroom's list. that was weird, weird stuff.


thanks for being yourself."

"ok, even though he didn't write it originally, he still had the brilliance to use it. and! in further testament to his awesomeness, he admitted he didn't write it. so, yeah, funny ANNNDD honest. kind've anyways. i think.

oh well. he doesn't like the man and that makes him awesome regardless. honesty is for squares anyways."

"i fell out of my chair laughing when i read this:

MAKES ME SAD: a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday, and that they'll play together in a field when it gets better.

mr stitches is a funny bastard."

"one cool fucker. he's got a kick ass sense of humor. you should be so lucky. "

"mrstitches has a cool profile pic and favorites list. he likes some cool bands and i've met alton brown from his favorite show!"

"Muahaha! steppenwolf r0x0rz ym b0x0rz!"