into: cheese, cleaning my finger nails, smoking cigarettes, monitor degaussing, scratching itches, staring at things, minesweeper, and tying my shoelaces, not stupids, peeing outside.
not into: Werewolves, talking on the phone, wet socks, people that don't use their turn signals, when you buy a cup of coffee and the rim of the cup is a little crushed so the lid doesn't really seal properly and falls off as you pick up the cup and you spill the coffee on your pants, denim, torx screws, the noise windshield wipers make when they need to be replaced, baquacil, flavored cream cheese, maple syrup that is really corn syrup, people who can't ride their bicycles single file, people that can't handle not talking, small dogs that bark constantly, pens with blue ink, the arrogant way cops have of parking their cop cars, people who want to chat when I just want to pay for my purchases, artificial lemon flavoring, raw foodism, most varieties of melon, television judges,"art", "literature", Mick Jagger, ticks.
makes me happy: tax free cigarettes, full tanks of gas, hard boiled eggs, whiskey, and pie.
makes me sad: a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday, and that they'll play together in a field when it gets better.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: Free what? What time? Free time?
gender: male
occupation: Sexy pool boy. Pool man? Pool guy. Sexy pool guy. Well, I'm a pool guy. I clean pools.
current crush: the miller high life woman
stats: Overfed long haired leaping gnome.
body mods: No.
gets me hot: ugly bags of mostly water
favorite position: I'm really not in a position to be picky.
fantasy: At this point, I could go for anything.
sign: Astrology is for jerks, not for rock stars.
most humbling moment: eh, pretty much all of them.
i lost my virginity: oddly enough.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm.
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