bands:

1. Buckethead
2. Tool
3. 311
4. Phish
5. Rush
6. Grateful Dead

films:

1. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
2. Die Hard
3. Grandma's Boy
4. Avatar
5. The Departed
6. Animal House
7. Guns of Navarone
8. Zombieland
9. Prometheus

books:

1. Anything by Tom Clancy
2. Blind Man's Bluff
3. I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
4. See No Evil
5. How the End Begins
6. First Blood
7. The Last Patriot
8. Flight of the Intruder
9. Cobra II
10. Nuclear Weapons and Foreign Policy

tv shows:

1. Seinfeld
2. American Horror Story
3. Burn Notice
4. House
5. Stormchasers
6. Man v. Food
7. History Channel
8. Military Channel
9. Discovery Channel
10. National Geographic Channel

Video Games:

1. Call of Duty
2. Medal of Honor
3. Forza Motorsport 4
4. Tiger Woods
5. Halo
6. SSX
7. Bullet Storm

into: Sports, music, movies, books, good food, good drink, dogs, Netflix

not into: People who don't tip, mean people, douchebags, shitty beer

makes me happy: Beautiful women with great personalities, family, good friends, good conversation, going to a movie by myself, long drives on a nice day

makes me sad: Animal cruelty, human cruelty, seeing others being sad, world news

5 things i can't live without: Beer, whisky, tasty food, sex, friends/family

vices: Booze, pills, socializing

occupation: Bartender

stats: Big sexy

body mods: Used to have gauged ears and eyebrow ring but lost them for a job

heroes: Joe Montana, George S. Patton, my dad

gets me hot: Tattooed chicks, a nice female posterior, intelligence, kindness

favorite position: Doggystyle

sign: Gemini

i lost my virginity: With style

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories