mrmacky

A lawyer in LA has a nervous breakdown and decides to become a hermit. He sells his house and drives to Montana, where he abandons his car, buys some supplies and heads out into the mountains. He finds a remote valley and builds himself a log cabin. It takes a while to get used to the harsh life,but he eventually finds himself becoming at home...
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I have a friend who was dating a stripper for about a year when she ran off to LA with a bunch of his stuff. All his friends had a good laugh. It wasn't until a few years later on a trip to Vegas that he admitted that he had married her in Reno about a month before she ran off... after maxing out his...
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My father's birthday went well. I got to talking to my brother's young Russian wife. I like her, but her English is dodgy, so it's hard to hold a conversation with her and impossible to tell a joke. When I mentioned this to my sister she said, "If you can't tell your jokes then what the hell good are you?" I love my family.

I have an ethical question for you. My office just moved into this building
which is one of the most confusing I've ever seen. It's actually about six
buildings that kind of grew together during years of expansion, and it's
over a half a mile long. About ten times a day I get bewildered visitors
who interrupt my important coffee drinking and power naps to...
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I went to my 20th high school reunion last weekend. I spoke to a old (well, we're ALL old!) girlfriend of mine there. In HS she was a mormon, at our 10th she was an exotic dancer, and now she is a real estate agent and mother of two.

It's not fair; she's had three lives to my one.

Washington really blew it with the state quarter design. We went with Mt. Rainier and a salmon. Weee. There was a perfect opportunity to have a little fun with it by putting the state seal on the back, and since out state seal is an engraving of George Washington, we would have created a two headed coin. That would have been sweet.

I've been in a weekly poker game with a few friends since college. Occasionally we gain or lose a player, but for the most part it's the same crew. One of the players invited the new guy from his office to fill an empty seat that we had last night; no problem, he seemed like a nice kid. Got to talking with him and discovered...
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Good god it's hot, and humid, and stinky. It's like living in a crotch.

And not in a good way.

The garbage pick up for my building is on Monday, so I usually take out the trash on Tuesday morning. For the last few weeks there has been a woman throwing tennis balls for a golden retriever in the parking garage under my building where the dumpster is. Each time I see her I nod and continue on, but today the dog ran up to...
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So I've got an ear-ache. No one over the age of four should ever get an ear-ache; it's just not the most manly type of ailment. I went to the drug store and asked the pharmacist what he recommended and he directed me to some ear drops. It wasn't till I was out of the store that I saw that they were "homeopathic". I went...
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So my older brother (40) just got married to a very attractive 24 year old woman. The average age for a man's first marriage is 25, but to be honest I'm glad he waited; he needed the extra maturity, not to mention that if he had married at 25 she would have been in grade school and he'd have gone to jail.

As best man...
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