age: 30 (Nov 23, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Evil corporate whore graphic designer.

gets me hot: Pigtails. Any sort of leg attire. Those boy short thingies. GLASSES.

i lost my virginity: On New Years Eve, 1995, on my first year anniversary with my first girlfriend.

makes me sad: SUVs. People who only care about plot in movies.

makes me happy: Turning sticking it to the man into a full-time job eventually. Saint Bill (Hicks). David Cross. Rainy days.

into: Collecting, compiling, cataloging and, yes, even listening to music. Film snobbery. Pretending I can play hockey with other delusional people. Narrowly dodging certain death on two wheels. Sending stubborn e-mails to friends who are politically polarized from me. Feeling frustrated by the cult of stupidity worship in this country.

body mods: 3 tats. I want a 4th one. Here's the concept: the date I started this bullshit career with a dash after it. I fill in the end date when I leave.