into: drawing, writing, directing plays, film and filming, games, cooking, playing tackle football.
makes me happy: Naps, Coerpers 5 O'Clock Club, cold sheets, slow cooked pork ribs shared with friends, two warm cats and a belly full of slow cooked pork ribs, people that smile at me, hoping good things fall in my lap, pretty girls that give me the time of day and smart ones that know the science behind it.
makes me sad: The unfortunate lack of natural selection among humans.
A world of short attention spans and me fresh out of shiny things.
hobbies: See "Into" above.
5 things i can't live without: chicken, gangsta' rap, crippled girls, Adobe CS 3, couches
vices: Free speech, natural history, type, cigars, Safeway M&M cookies.
thoughts on sg: I like it
occupation: Writer, Graphic Designer
current crush: Eva Green
stats: 6 feet of chicken eatin' fury.
body mods: Pony keg gut, bowling ball biceps, bruce willis hair, two arm scars that look like knife wounds, and stitch marks in the webs of my thumbs.
heroes: My parents. Your mom.
gets me hot: Attitude, that musky smell, that sound you make.
favorite position: Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
fantasy: A quote, instead, from Willy Wonka: Don't forget what happened to the man that suddenly got everything he wished for... he lived happily ever after.
sign: air, wood, fire breather... a three card combo
most humbling moment: Many and often
i lost my virginity: and it was full of stars.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Designwank, Retro, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories
