moonrabbit

Good god! I leanred the meaning of St. Partrick's day for the first time today!
St. Patrick was credited with converting the pagans to christians and ridding Irland of snakes!

You beer guzzling root diggers!
Snake's don't eat potatos and barley! But rats do!
Your precious St. Patty essentialy shoved a shalayle up the arse of two major industries where it has stayed for many generations!
And those poor pagans, they never hurt anyone... Well they might have, I didn't know them.
But now look what's happening because of christianity. The prodistants are bombing catholic schools and vice versa, Throwing rocks and what not.
Meanwhile you've got england butting inbetween em, all "Pecker up then!" and the IRA with their power drills all like "Haachahachichahachai! Dun'nee opress oos' oor we''ll bash yer loocky charms!" *Bang bang bang!*

I emplore you all do not support this most haneous of hollidays! For it truely was spawned from malice and hatred!...

'Course I could just be bitter because I work tomorrow and I can't go out drinking...