age: 27 (Sep 29, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2005
occupation: Dick Fuck
fantasy: naked bunnies everywhere
sign: lebra
stats: short and not giving a shit
i lost my virginity: to 2 hot 15 yearolds when i was 13. thankyou nikki and robin.
body mods: random tats, piercings to come
makes me sad: my goddamned fucking cheating hoe ass bitch of a ex wife, being government issue, pantera is dead, life with out sporks, never having a private misfits concert.
makes me happy: bunny, misfits, sk8ing, music, and food
into: my nubbin, it makes me happy when the bunny rubs it.
most humbling moment: when my dad taught me that life sux and then you die so appreciate everything and regret nothing cuz you only live once.
gets me hot: SWEET STUFF: kissing, complements, being loved, and never having to worry about what your partner is doing when you arn't with them. DIRTY STUFF: pain, scratching, biting, getting my taint played with, the fabled never ending blowjob, and eating more pussy that cervical cancer.
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