age: 27 (Jul 04, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2010

occupation: Whatever pays the bills. Currently, it's sitting at a desk.

into: Cupcakes and bruises, monkeys and pirates, vikings and myths in general.

sign: Cancers like me don't go in for that astrological nonsense.

stats: I'm awesome. Perhaps not as awesome as I think I am, but awesome nonetheless.

i lost my virginity: In spite of the threat of shotgun violence.

gets me hot: You. And your friend there.

most humbling moment: I collect humbling moments, and keep them in a chest under my bed. Every once in a while, I take them out and reminisce.

fantasy: There are usually dinosaurs.

makes me happy: Coffee. Most everything when I've got coffee. Boobs.

makes me sad: Stories being beaten to death, but not properly killed. I'm looking at everybody who thinks they've done something new and different with 'King Arthur' since TH White.

crush: You, and only you.