age: 24 (Nov 28, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2007

occupation: Amateur Gastrologist

body mods: I have HUMONGOUS nipples, but that wasn't really my choice.

crush: Fauna.

most humbling moment: Everytime I see a drummer better than me. Which isn't often, bitch.

stats: 500 Beard Average.

i lost my virginity: in a bed with someone I loved

makes me sad: The Catholic Church, most Christianity in general.

fantasy: Dale Earnhardt watchin me rail a chick

makes me happy: Fauna, Playing my guitar and Burger King breakfast.

heroes: Bob Saget.

gets me hot: Nascar, Titties