makes me happy: "happiness smells like my tiny knife" ~anonymous
vices: Tequila, Bloody Marys, Vicoden, Valium, & bacon.
occupation: Enabler
current crush: Whoever that red & black haired goth girl was dancing in Thunderdome, Cougar Smurf, Yolandi Vi$$er, Rosario Dawson.
gets me hot: Women with a sense of humor, & a vagina.
i lost my virginity: I hope to lose it to a SG Girl.
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY STATUS: single
MY PIGEONHOLES: Burner, Fuck you, I defy categories
