age: 50 (Mar 18, 1962)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

occupation: Tobbacanist

fantasy: It involves a woman, cigar, ropes, a glass dildo and pleanty of orgasms for her.

makes me sad: My wife slept with another man 7 or 8 times -- that made me real sad.

crush: Nixon

i lost my virginity: Yup, I did. Why, did you want it?

sign: Picses

body mods: For now I'm just bigger than God made me. But, I'd like to get a few well-placed tattoos picked out by a friendly Suicide Girl

stats: 6' 3", 350 lbs (but losing as we speak)

makes me happy: Sitting on a comfortable leather couch, smoking a fine cigar and talking with a nice woman.

gets me hot: Pale skinned heavily tattoeed girls smoking a cigar who love to receive oral. I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

into: Heavily tattooed women with great personalities.