About Me
Student, sex columnist, rock and fuckin' roller.
age: 26 (Jan 15, 1986)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2006
occupation: Student, Sex Columnist
i lost my virginity: in another life.
body mods: Four tattoos and a few scars.
makes me happy: Good times with good friends in the middle of the night.
sign: Capricorn
makes me sad: Getting glitter under my contacts.
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Now presenting...my last column of the year!
Among the Muff Munchers...
After more than a year of dating women, I very recently went down on one for the first time. And you know what? I liked it. I liked it a lot. I've discovered that pleasuring a woman in this way and feeling her writhe under the influence of my tongue is a huge turn on. Now I'm just left wishing I hadn't waited so long to have a taste.
I did have my reasons, though. For one thing, when I was still new to the whole lady lovin' scene, I used to look at muff diving as the final nail in the flannel-covered coffin of lesbianism. It didn't matter that I identify as bisexual. I still figured that in the event of the key people in my life (family, more conservative friends, etc.) wanting to chastise me for being queer, I could defend myself by mentioning the fact that I at least hadn't done that.
Besides, getting a mouthful of something new and foreign isn't exactly my bag. I'm very easily grossed out, and therefore, a picky eater. I've been known to forgo gourmet seafood at the fanciest restaurants in New Orleans to have chicken nuggets instead. So quite naturally, I was very selective about which vagina I would taste first.
Of course, all of my wariness was in vain. I finally digested the fact that people are going to talk regardless of what I do or do not do. Plus, I already knew that I loved everything else I had ever done with women, so what was the point in preventing a new and potentially delicious experience with them?
All that said, I didn't set out to pleasure my lady in this way the night I actually did it. Making out turned into groping, which turned into fingering, which turned into, "Why not? I'm already down here."
The taste wasn't something I expected, either. I imagined it would be something along the lines of what a man squirts out, but that wasn't it at all. Actually, I didn't experience...
Among the Muff Munchers...
After more than a year of dating women, I very recently went down on one for the first time. And you know what? I liked it. I liked it a lot. I've discovered that pleasuring a woman in this way and feeling her writhe under the influence of my tongue is a huge turn on. Now I'm just left wishing I hadn't waited so long to have a taste.
I did have my reasons, though. For one thing, when I was still new to the whole lady lovin' scene, I used to look at muff diving as the final nail in the flannel-covered coffin of lesbianism. It didn't matter that I identify as bisexual. I still figured that in the event of the key people in my life (family, more conservative friends, etc.) wanting to chastise me for being queer, I could defend myself by mentioning the fact that I at least hadn't done that.
Besides, getting a mouthful of something new and foreign isn't exactly my bag. I'm very easily grossed out, and therefore, a picky eater. I've been known to forgo gourmet seafood at the fanciest restaurants in New Orleans to have chicken nuggets instead. So quite naturally, I was very selective about which vagina I would taste first.
Of course, all of my wariness was in vain. I finally digested the fact that people are going to talk regardless of what I do or do not do. Plus, I already knew that I loved everything else I had ever done with women, so what was the point in preventing a new and potentially delicious experience with them?
All that said, I didn't set out to pleasure my lady in this way the night I actually did it. Making out turned into groping, which turned into fingering, which turned into, "Why not? I'm already down here."
The taste wasn't something I expected, either. I imagined it would be something along the lines of what a man squirts out, but that wasn't it at all. Actually, I didn't experience...
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