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I'm probably gonna be a SG! I made it past the first hurdle! Wish me luck as I get my first set together to submit in the next couple of weeks! Yay, sexiness!

I need people to take my eyes out of their sockets, squish them like the bags of useless fluid they are, and stuff them back in my sockets. Then kick my head and call me betsey.
CALL ME BETSEY, DAMMIT!!! with an E!

I need some love for the photos I posted. I need some "daymnnn, grrrrl!"s and "good lord, I just came a little"s

Life is about love. I apologize for any feelings or actions on my part to the contrary. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

WARNING: Smoking cessation in progress. Subject is prone to increased sensitivity and aggravated behavior. Any attempt to soothe or otherwise bargain with patient will automatically be construed as patronizing and is strongly discouraged.

I was going to take some pix of me in my valentine thong, but alas, my camera is out of juice and I have better things to do than look for the power cord (hubby should be home any time now...tick, tock...). Maybe tomorrow.
Happy Valentines, everyone!

I guess if I'm manic, I'll have to invent some new way to de-stigmatize the word. Because I'm not hurting anyone. I've never been so happy in my life. I think some people want my bubble to pop. I'm sorry they get satisfaction from Schadenfreude. Because this is life. This is what I've been missing all these years. It's not that I wasn't living, just...
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REVISION: Best weekend evorrr! I don't wanna brag, but I had the most amazing orgasm of my life tonight! Thank you, hunnibunni!

Best day EVORRRRR! Thanks to all who made it happen. Oh, and I've decided I'm going to quit smoking, Apparently there's this new wonder drug that will make the process less excruciating.

So, some people pretend to be liberal. But all they are are sheltered, white, upperclass, opinionated, and sex-deprived. The sex deprivation forces them to seek arousal through showing up at comission hearings and wasting vocal cords on what could have been an orgasm if they would just replace that stick in whatever orifice with a big, juicy cock.
Whatever happened to peace, love and understanding?