MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: professor's bitch, sex advice columnist

sign: of what? The impending apocalype?

into: Friesians, Tristan's orifices

stats: I flunked that course.

makes me happy: historic preservation, autumn foliage, holidays

crush: see fav SGs

fantasy: fooling around with an SG whilst Tristan watches, then joins in

gets me hot: long hair, red heads, soft, pale skin, Pre-Raph hair & features, black lace, esp. thigh high stockings, neck kissing/sucking/biting, dancing naked together, feeding each other

makes me sad: strip malls, development, suburbs, anti-environmentalism, religion

body mods: I hear Father Time does them for free.

i lost my virginity: but I'm sure I can find it if I look hard enough.