About Me

If you're reading this, it means I'm dead. Nah, just kidding. If you're reading this, then I probably pissed you off in some way. I do that.

Look, I'm the first to admit that I'm kind of an asshole. I just have zero tolerance for idiots, creeps and immature histrionics. So in the future, to avoid being pissed at something I've said, I recommend thinking before you set fingers to keys.

Now fuck off.