About Me

---from Conversations with The Sister---
By Sir Kowski circa 2006 when the author was engaged in violent pataphysical experiments with his penis for an indeterminable extension of time beginning around the age of Skein Pulp till the "present" (possible and unprovable.)but there were utensils involved. And a paternal hammer. The Mother found It next to a large hole in the wall above the bed. A mining expedition. The bed covered in plaster. All the liftable furniture had been thrown out the window and the author, (referred to at the time as, The McGoo.) was sitting on the ledge and dangling his feet three stories above the ground. The Sister is unaware of these experiments.