age: 30 (Jan 27, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2006
occupation: Sculptor/welder/wrench spinner/semi-professional cripple.
sign: Please look under your vehicle for penguins.
heroes: Guy Martin, fucking chops man.
crush: The Barbed Wire Girls and of course with every new Mythbusters season comes a new Kari crush.
fantasy: later
gets me hot: Desmodromic valve action and boobies (IBTs especially)
body mods: 2 tattoos from chest to back, old school Cafe racer badge on the forearm, Spider Jerusalem screaming from my arm and Revolutions of Ruin from Mark Z. Danielewski started on my arm/shoulder/side.
makes me happy: Puppies (seriously), riding (esspecially twisties), welding, building, reading, working my hands (no devils work here!)
into: Sculpture, motorcycles, politics, flowing curves, function defining form, forced minimalism, dead baby jokes
i lost my virginity: to a succubus
stats: 5' 11" and weighting in at 168 cans of Rockstar
Then we'll move to Ireland, work on sculpture/motorcycles and raise sheep.
See! I've got a life plan!






















Necia