"MissShell is a very awesome person."

"Total jerk! Don't believ=e a word she says, because she is a total butt-head...
Just kidding, Miss Shell is without a doubt the coolest chick on this block yo. Fo real, she's the coolest friend ever."

"i used to hate Australia because they unleashed Fosters and Paul Hogan on the world.... then i met MissShell and fell under the spell of her gorgeousness... thank you Australia!!! you are the greatest place on the planet!"

"Sweet. Funny. Awesome.
Love her."

"i will kill her with my bare hands and then regret that i did.."

"Shell's one of the most awesomest people ever. She has a wit as sharp as Rambo's machete. She's a great friend, always willing to lend an ear and some needed advice. She's gorgeous AND has piercings and buckets of tattoos. And, most importantly, she's the most creative swearword user i've ever heard. More stuff you ask? She likes nerds, but doesn't like nerd stuff. She's a mean artist. Has great taste in films and music. Is a blank slate for star trek and star wars. Is psychic almost all the time. Loves ya loads shell <3"

"even in the short time i've known her, Shell has quickly become a wonderful friend. always has an ear and a kind word (or, if you're a douche, appropriately scathing words )... has such a ridiculous sense of humor that i fear i've met my match in that department... can't even explain it really, i just knew she was good people as soon as i talked to her.

no bullshit + total sweetheart = winning combination. not to mention, she likes some good bands! YAHWEH OR THE HIGHWAY!!! "

"I'm so glad your my wife!"

"wise beyond her years "

"I love my slut-punching Australian crush."

"Apparently she's asexual. Y'know, like a mushroom..."

"T is for Turtle"

"I'm totally gay for you Shell."

"Shelly is just so cool!!! If I was either a boy, gay or bi, I'd be totally into her.
Miss Shelly Rocks!!!"