into: really neat stuff. you wouldn't understand.

makes me happy: The Glow, Love.

makes me sad: seeing people fall in love. Wal-Mart. Love.

5 things i can't live without: mp3, bicycle, backpack, food, and love.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: one too many

current crush: girls who like me

stats: 68,038,855.5 milligrams 1,676,400,000 nanometers high,0.0010417 miles high, 0.075 tons

body mods: detachable penis

gets me hot: naked women covered in olive oil wrestling the Spartan way.

favorite position: scissor style

fantasy: On a beach looking at the ocean remembering all that is good in life...for eternity.

most humbling moment: One time I farted while having sex. It was weird.

i lost my virginity: to my doctor's finger during a physical. Don't worry he used lube.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Arty, Indie Rocker, Retro, Punk, Hippy, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories