age: 30 (May 30, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2005
occupation: one too many
gets me hot: naked women covered in olive oil wrestling the Spartan way.
most humbling moment: One time I farted while having sex. It was weird.
body mods: detachable penis
into: really neat stuff. you wouldn't understand.
crush: girls who like me
makes me happy: The Glow, Love.
stats: 68,038,855.5 milligrams 1,676,400,000 nanometers high,0.0010417 miles high, 0.075 tons
i lost my virginity: to my doctor's finger during a physical. Don't worry he used lube.
fantasy: On a beach looking at the ocean remembering all that is good in life...for eternity.
makes me sad: seeing people fall in love. Wal-Mart. Love.
BLOGS
I'm in love again for the third time in my life. I won't tell her that though. Why ruin a good thing? I have been treated like gold since I've known her. I must enjoy it while I can, but the funny thing is it keeps getting better with every day. When this thing comes to a screaching halt I'm screwed and I know that, but I stay on anyway. Any tips from yall out there? How to survive, etc. I try my hardest to not give a shit and distance myself, but I'm becoming unable to fight much longer. This is not what I wanted, but it's so nice. I gave up on love long ago, and now I feel it surging through me. I'm too happy and that's fucking scary to me. There's this feeling I get when I'm on a mountain or in the ocean or sometimes just anywhere. I call it "The Glow" or the singularity. Time stands still. All good feelings are compressed into a single timeless moment. It's beautiful. It's infinite. 
JULY 2011
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Jah