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"You see that key on the hook by the window?"

"Yeah."

"Take it off the hook and walk to the bookcase."

"Okay, now what? And what am I doing?"

"I'll tell you in a moment. Do you see that black box with the lock? Use that key and open it."

"Okay..."

"What is inside of it?"

"A silver card holder."

"Open it and read what is on the card."

"It just has a zero."

"That's where I keep the list of how many fucks I have to give about your problems."

"... fuck you."