"You should come stalk me. I need some loving, like the loving you never given before! Franchie... your sucha sweety. This is an invitation that does expire, so get it while it lasts! "

"Someday I'm gonna meet Franchise. Time may just stand still."

"The only living legend in the world....to be the man behind the hamster emoticon...a truly nice and decent man who strikes fear in the hearts of animal abusers everywhere..."

"I wanna have his babies. And lick his beautiful bald head."

"Franchise: you can't eat just one!"

"Franchise is a bong hit. That's it. Franchise is Tarzan; he killed Spoonman. Franchise is a teenage Jesus Grammy-winner. Franchise is money in the ghetto.

edit 5/24/04- Did I really use an old Thurston Moore poem about Beck to give Franchise a Testimonial? What was I thinking? Anyway, this guy here is Testimoniable."

"This boy has ten million more testimonials than i do. But he's a nice boy who has a cute hamster and sometimes has a photo of a polar bear falling on its ass. That makes me laugh. Yay!"

"Franchise is an awesome dude. He has a hamster that looks to be possesed , look at those red eyes. And he loves the princess bride."

"this comment will only get lost in his sea of friend testimonials, but i love him anyways!"

"Franchise were born to be fast food. Deep frying foods in large vats of (expensive) fat is a smelly and messy task that was impossible for most people to carry out in their humble kitchens. At the beginning of their popularity, one's only chance to obtain the delectable treat was at a restaurant, whose cooking facilities were better equipped to handle such a procedure, or from street vendors in Paris and Brussels. (The first place in Paris to do this was by the bridge Pont Neuf, and thick-cut chise in France are still known as pommes de terre Pont Neuf). To this day, in Belgium, where pomme frites are considered a national treasure, they are still prepared from fresh potatoes and sold on the streets from numerous Franchise shacks, known as a fritures or frietkoets."

"i think paul has the most testimonials of everyone on the site. plus he rocks."

"well, Franchise is pretty cool normally.
cept for when he get all "oh im leaving" cos then he sucks. hehe
not to mention you can't NOT love anyone who adores Christopher Walken
"

"What can you possibly say about one of the kindest bastards you've ever met?"

"the coolest mafucker in this domain. don't get him riled though. he might just take you out. if you visit his profile enough you'll find the coolest people on SG. yeah he's like that. the elite gravitate towards this bitch!
tu es mi primo homes. "

"-A cool guy....as far as Red Sox fans go. "