MEMBER SINCE: October 2010

occupation: professional wonderer...creative being...acrobat.

crush: Ahh...where to begin???

body mods: Indeed.

most humbling moment: holding my grandfather's hand when he died. yeah.

i lost my virginity: Oui!

gets me hot: (see "Current Crush")

makes me sad: When companies do not email you to let you know they are out of the cute boy shorts with the heart on the ass. Wait, NO....that just makes me mad!

stats: "Murder in the workplace is the fastest growing form of homicide." Oh! You mean mine... Honestly...I don't know. I don't see the point in using a measuring tape. I wear a size 0-2. Size 25 jeans. I'm small boned. That's all I do know.

heroes: The person who figured out how to make coconut butter.

sign: zee twins

makes me happy: Free, unstructured time; bubble baths, being kissed all the way down my back, the day each month when my paycheck is deposited.