age: 28 (Apr 27, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2007

occupation: Hirsute Superhero

i lost my virginity: Oh, wait. No I didn't

heroes: Dr. Schuyler Wheeler

gets me hot: The sun, fire, and Christopher Hitchens

crush: Annie Hall

makes me happy: Kaleidescopes

sign: "Beware of Hazardous Waist"

body mods: scars and stretch marks.