age: 21 (Jul 26, 1990)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2009
occupation: douchebag
stats: 5'4". 115 lbs. Blonde hair in bad need of a trim. Blue eyes. Glasses. 34C. Mildly pasty.
gets me hot: Submissive bisexual men, and dominant lesbians.
crush: Megatron. Fo realz.
sign: Cancer.
i lost my virginity: at a good time in my life.
heroes: Hard Gay, the Weather Underground, Shirley Muldowney, Brody Dalle, Shoichi Yokoi, Tony Stark, Animal Man, Charles Darwin, Cyndi Lauper, GLADoS, Mr.Cool Ice.
makes me happy: organic cigarettes, cheese of all types, my cell phone, video games, boobies, someone ruffling my hair, cuddling, coffee, kitties
fantasy: Peace on earth and good will towards men?
most humbling moment: When I realized that I wasn't going to make it through university.
makes me sad: Marlboros, when everything in the restaurant has meat in it, Mac computers, PCs, rainy days, factories, going to work, reality
a Cadmean victory
cadmean eggs?
no, wrong holiday
hello!
it's easter and i don't really want to see you
but i dreamed you were touching my chin
and i smiled
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