age: 26 (Jan 26, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Doer of Good Deeds (I work with the homeless,and run an Alternative Gay Club Night).

into: Music. What more is there, if we're honest?

crush: My beautiful wife. Plus several other girls, and even a few guys.

stats: Grumpy

sign: No Parking

fantasy: Fucking Angelina Jolie and Keira Knightley until they can't walk. For a week.

makes me sad: The fact that my friends are never happy... and the complete fucking lack of drummers. Seriously, there should be a government grant sceme or something. Fuck economic growth, drummers is where it should be at.

gets me hot: Being microwaved.

body mods: Laser Death Ray Eyes and Bionic Ear Implants

i lost my virginity: and my socks. Why is it that no matter how many thousands of pounds a man spends on socks, he can never find any of them? [/Blackadder]

heroes: Eddie Izzard