age: 30 (Jan 26, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Doer of Good Deeds (I work with the homeless,and run an Alternative Gay Club Night).

into: Music. What more is there, if we're honest?

body mods: Laser Death Ray Eyes and Bionic Ear Implants

heroes: Eddie Izzard

gets me hot: Being microwaved.

fantasy: Fucking Angelina Jolie and Keira Knightley until they can't walk. For a week.

makes me sad: The fact that my friends are never happy... and the complete fucking lack of drummers. Seriously, there should be a government grant sceme or something. Fuck economic growth, drummers is where it should be at.

crush: My beautiful wife. Plus several other girls, and even a few guys.

most humbling moment: Like I'd tell you.

stats: Grumpy

makes me happy: Music, rock clubs, running a clubnight and getting to DJ at it, my friends being happy, actually now having a decent job instead of bar slavery.