Theres no way in which your mobile telephone's ringtone can make you appear cool, ironic, stylish or desireable.

It can, however, make you look like a cunt.

The more people try to challenge the first part of this rule, the more they confirm the second.

see also: phones that double as cameras, play mp3s, have GPS, open cans, are pink and spangly....

Theres no way in which your mobile telephone's ringtone can make you appear cool, ironic, stylish or desireable.

It can, however, make you look like a cunt.

The more people try to challenge the first part of this rule, the more they confirm the second.

see also: phones that double as cameras, play mp3s, have GPS, open cans, are pink and spangly....