MEMBER SINCE: July 2008

occupation: i don't want to talk about it

fantasy: space prostitute

i lost my virginity: while an annoying song played on repeat in other room

stats: 3 for 5

sign: taurus, but it's full of bullet holes

into: colored lights, apes, coffee, comic books

most humbling moment: the day I realize that I'm not as great as I think am

makes me happy: neon lights, orangutans

body mods: beer belly. and i want a tattoo of the old Utah state seal but everytime i tell people that they think i'm an idiot

gets me hot: the way you look in those jeans

heroes: one droscher nelsen, those WWII D-Day guys, David Letterman, Bigfoot.