Member: Micah

Micah prefers knives over guns.

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Member: Micah
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age: 30 (Apr 28, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: Cult leader/Messiah, German Brothel owner, Professional Icecream tester, Child slave trader, Pro Rubber chicken tosser, Kissing booth worker, Evil Genius.

sign: One time I burped, sneezed and hiccuped at the same time

most humbling moment: None. I RULE YOU, BITCH!

makes me sad: Lack of the aforementioned

i lost my virginity: What's a Virgin?... Oh, wait, that's what my sacrificial victims are...

crush: Resistance to my World Dominance

into: Torturing children, Pretending I'm blind and/or deaf to confuse people, Beer tasting, Frozen turkey bowling, Pimping female midgets, Professional sloth polishing, Hanging lost children from meat hooks, kicking puppies, building death lasers, pinching random people on the ass, tossing gnomes into mud puddles, getting drunk and pissing in peoples gas tanks

heroes: Patrick Bateman, Wonder Woman, Arthur Frayn, Barbarella, Anyone who can pick their nose with their tongue.

makes me happy: Unnecessarily messy murder.

fantasy: Eating children alive with a spork.

gets me hot: Dead Hookers under your couch

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