Member: Metzger61531

Metzger61531 I look like a failed porn star

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Member: Metzger61531
Member: Metzger61531Member: Metzger61531Member: Metzger61531

age: 28 (Nov 07, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2008

occupation: Manager?

i lost my virginity: It's probably on ebay now

makes me sad: Crowds, I'm not good with large groups of people

gets me hot: The sun, damn you.

makes me happy: My friends and my Xbox

into: Graphic Design, Music, Gaming, Photography, Computer Based Nerdery and yes I know it's not a real word. I wish I didn't know half the stuff I did

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MARCH 1, 2009 @ 10:58 AM | NO COMMENTS


If I were just starting out in the Pirate Biz, I'd probably want to have a mentor. I'd probably have a mentor named Grey Beard, or Captain Pain, or Kevin or something cool like that. He'd teach me everything he knows, and someday, he'd see me do some really excellent pirating. Then we'd share a crisp high five and have some delicious ale before I stab him with his wooden peg-leg, take his earrings and wife I don't want. ARRR!!!
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