age: 43 (Nov 04, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Foot Model

makes me happy: Humor

body mods: Tattoos

makes me sad: Pounding nails in my feet. I have never done it but I am sure it would make me sad.

most humbling moment: Having a nurse stick her finger up my ass. At least she was pretty.

stats: 6'2

sign: Scorpio

fantasy: I got kicked off Fantasy Island. Next question please.

i lost my virginity: Yesterday. No really, but when I did I was listing to "Code Blue" by T.S.O.L in the back seat of a Cadillac. Style baby!

into: Meeting new interesting people with ties to the CIA.

gets me hot: Suicide Girls