age: 67 (Jun 06, 1944)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2002

occupation: self-employed computer consultant - but realistically, just a doorman for the cats

gets me hot: a) kissing kitties b) smooching pussy

i lost my virginity: Tijuana ho' house

body mods: you mean like a piercing intellect or a piercing shriek?

fantasy: play electric guitar on-stage, acid-rock or thrash

crush: my cats, all cats, esp. kittens (best thing goddess created)

stats: Fender Stratocaster, Gibson Flying V, '53 Epiphone Archtop

why i did sg: girls with brains + so many cat lovers

sign: no left turn unstone

into: cats, ass-kicking electric guitar any genre, strip clubs, japanese comics (manga), japanese cartoon movies (anime), seeing women as goddesses